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Whoo! Nay‐nay.

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This is the best seafood
gumbo I've ever had.

3
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Girl, where did you learn
to cook like this?

4
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My mother. She was a lousy cook.

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So I either had to learn
or starve to death.

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You know, I was ten
before I realized

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that gravy doesn't have skin.

8
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Now, you know what I
like with my dinner.

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A little dessert.

10
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Boy! Something smells
good up in here.

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It's called a relationship.
Get out.

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[sneezes]

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Ooh, now that's just right.

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See, I was born on the Bayou.

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Yeah, well. Bye, you.

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So, uh, next time..

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We do this at your place.

18
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You know, it's funny
you should say that.

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Regine, how would you feel,
about moving in with me?

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Movin' in?

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Baby, I don't know, I mean..

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You know, trade this cramped
apartment with two roommates

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and one bathroom for, a mansion
with the man that I adore

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and an army of servants.. Hmm..

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You think they could come and
pack my stuff up tonight?

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♪ We are living ♪

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♪ Single ♪

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♪ Ooh and in a
90's kinda world ♪

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♪ I'm glad I got my girls ♪

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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ What ♪

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♪ Keep ya head up ♪
♪ That's right ♪

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♪ Whenever this life get
tough you gotta fight ♪

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♪ With my home girl standin'
to my left and my right ♪

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♪ True blue we tight like glue ♪

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♪ We are living ♪

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♪ Single ♪

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I've told you before, get your
drunk butt off our stoop.

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Baby, it's here at last.

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Tickets for tomorrows O
State Michigan game.

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Oh, good, football.

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Yeah.

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My Cousin Damien is the
starting quarterback.

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You know Uncle Smoke
Eye's youngest son?

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Girl, we gonna be telling
this story to our grand kids

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till they pull the plug on us.

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Oh, would you look at this?

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A fabric softener sample.

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I figured we leave tonight
and get there in time

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for the predawn tail gate party.

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And then we enter the holiest
of holies, Ohio stadium.

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The Horseshoe. Yeah.
Think about it, baby.

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Us just sittin'
there, drinking beer

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and eating hot dogs and
hoping our frozen fingers

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don't snap off like
brittle twigs.

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Oh, well, I‐I can
picture all that, Obie.

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‐ Yeah.. ‐ Except one
thing's missing.

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‐ Oh, what's that, girl? ‐ Me.

58
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Obie, I hate football.

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Wait a minute. Now,
this just can't be.

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Now, wait a minute.

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Didn't you go with me
to all those Jets games

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when we were datin'?

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Yeah, but we were datin'.

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Come on, man. Now, get your
drunk butt off the porch.

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Oh, Khadijah.

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Hey, you want to go with me

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to the O State Michigan
game tomorrow?

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I mean, you not repulsed by the
world's greatest sport, are you?

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‐ 'No, I'm down
with that.' ‐ Cool.

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Sure. Drinking beer,
eating hot dogs.

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Watching 22 Titans run
up and down the field.

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Oh, hold it. I'm sure
you've got one of these.

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"You are cordially invited
to a high tea this Saturday

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"where Ms. Regine Hunter
will make an announcement

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of great social and
political import."

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What the hell is this?

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Regine, whatever this
drama is, I cant make it.

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Oh, but you have to.

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It's a critical turning
point in my life.

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And I already did
the calligraphy

81
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on your place card.

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Oh. Oh, wait now. This is big.

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The last time she calligraphized

84
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was when she announced that she
was becoming a vegetarian.

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Girl, you started eating
pork‐chops again.

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Alright, if you must know

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Dexter asked me to move
in and I accepted.

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Oh! Oh, my God! Oh! My God!

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Hey, look, I‐I'm
happy for you too.

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But Overton just invited
me to the Ohio State game.

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Now, can't you have
this tea party

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in the stadium parking
lot or something?

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‐ Ohio State Michigan? ‐ Yeah.

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Man that, man that game's
been sold out for months.

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Look, please tell me
you've got an extra ticket

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for the brother that makes
the blueberry pancakes

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you said you'd go to war for.

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Well, I might, let's just see

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how this little scenario,
uh, works out.

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Shall we?

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Alright, now, Khadijah, look.

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This is not some frivolous
girl party, alright?

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I need, I need my friends,
my girls around me

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when I tell mom.

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She doesn't usually fake a
seizure when there's company.

106
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So once again you're using us.

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Just one last time.

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‐ Get off of me. ‐ Yes!

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Regine, I came over
as soon as I heard

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that you were moving out.

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Oh, no, I did dance
around a little bit..

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Don't hide your pain, Max,
how do you really feel.

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Just let it out.

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You know, I can't even
believe that you cool

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with this living together thing.

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I mean, you cried for days when

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Oprah let Stedman move in.

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So what? You, you think
I'm makin' a mistake?

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No, no, absolutely not.
No, come one.

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I'll help you pack, girl, come on.
Let's go.

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Alright, look.

122
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Dexter and I are headed
to the altar eventually.

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You know, I mean
in the meantime..

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Hey, why shouldn't we
share every moment

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that we can together?

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And if that's what you're
going to say to Mother Hunter

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you've got your work
cut out for you.

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Regine, I heard the news of
your impending co‐habitation

129
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and I'm here to extend my
sincerest good wishes.

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Russell, that is so sweet.

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And so totally not you.

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Oh, I'm full of surprises,
Here's another one.

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Marry me.

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Okay, Regine, I'mma
go warm up the car.

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Russell, I'm, I'm speechless.

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Oh, um..

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Let's give the lovebirds
some privacy.

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Oh, I'm staying. I want
to hear her answer.

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Sweetie, it's beautiful.
It really is and..

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When the right woman comes along

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I know that she will love
it and you very much.

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You're an elegant woman, Regine.

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Come now, shimmy for
me one last time.

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Go ahead, girl.

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I'll carry this
memory to my grave.

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I may belong to another man

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but my shimmy will
always belong to you.

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Look, Synclaire..

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I don't want to sound ungrateful

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but we, we just going to
the game, not catering it.

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Yeah.

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Gentlemen, when you are
going on a road trip

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you can never have enough gas,
food and clean underwear.

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Oh, so that explains the
Ziploc bag full of Jockey's.

155
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Overton, if you're
bound for the road

156
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please take me with you.

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I need to drive away my pain

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on an endless stretch
of blue highway.

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Oh, cool, then join the party.

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Lord knows we've got enough
food and drawers for everybody.

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Right, man.

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My customized van is
at your disposal.

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It has very few miles on it
and only one previous owner.

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One owner, huh?

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What did he use this van for?
Voodoo ceremonies?

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Man, I don't care if you drag me

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behind this buck in
a little red wagon.

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I'm going to the O State
Michigan game, eh?

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I'll never forget the first
time dad and Uncle Smoke Eye

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took me down to Columbia.

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Ten below zero, up in
the nosebleed seats.

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When Jim Holders ran that
kickoff back for a touchdown

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I spit my pacifier
right out my mouth.

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Man, the law of American
football is beyond me.

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Women's soccer? Whoo!
Now, that's a game.

176
00:09:03,726 --> 00:09:07,593
A very good way to meet
large aggressive women.

177
00:09:09,226 --> 00:09:12,526
Hey, man, how do you cut the
heat down on this thing?

178
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Hotter in here than two
boll weevils in wool socks.

179
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Actually it is off.

180
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What you're feeling is
the heat coming off

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our slightly cracked
engine block.

182
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Oh, man!

183
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Now, that's much better.

184
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What is that blasphemous
word written across

185
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your puny little chest?

186
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I'm just a Michigan fan.

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Go blue.

188
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You a Wolverine?

189
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Russell, pull the van over.

190
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No, on second thoughts, just
speed up and open up the door.

191
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No, man, I already
got one ticket

192
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for dumping a foreign object.
No.

193
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Is that a mirage with legs?

194
00:10:00,393 --> 00:10:05,600
Has God sent me a beautiful
budding flower to heal my pain?

195
00:10:05,666 --> 00:10:07,933
No, no, we are not
picking up some stranger

196
00:10:08,000 --> 00:10:09,766
man, she could be
a serial‐killer.

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00:10:09,833 --> 00:10:12,066
‐ Hey, guys. ‐ 'Hey, girl.'

198
00:10:12,133 --> 00:10:13,766
Who you for? O
State or Michigan?

199
00:10:13,833 --> 00:10:15,233
Buckeye to the bone.

200
00:10:15,300 --> 00:10:17,033
‐ Oh, well, get on the bus!
‐ Yeah!

201
00:10:23,866 --> 00:10:27,700
♪ Fight the team
across the field ♪

202
00:10:27,766 --> 00:10:30,900
♪ Show them Ohio's here ♪

203
00:10:30,966 --> 00:10:32,666
Do you know what a buckeye is?

204
00:10:32,733 --> 00:10:35,600
It's an inedible nut that falls
to the ground and lies there.

205
00:10:35,666 --> 00:10:38,700
Oh, like your players.

206
00:10:38,766 --> 00:10:40,833
And you know what would
happen to a Wolverine's head

207
00:10:40,900 --> 00:10:43,233
if a Buckeye hit it at
a 100 miles an hour?

208
00:10:43,300 --> 00:10:46,266
No, but I know one thing,
I know one thing‐‐.

209
00:10:46,333 --> 00:10:48,733
Quiet! Quiet now, quiet now!

210
00:10:48,800 --> 00:10:51,466
Now, your squabbling will
awaken my sleeping angel.

211
00:10:53,266 --> 00:10:55,600
What she needs is the soothing
sound of reggae music.

212
00:10:55,666 --> 00:10:57,026
(man on radio) 'On
the local front'

213
00:10:57,050 --> 00:10:58,900
'the manhunt continues
for Camille Harris.'

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00:10:58,966 --> 00:11:02,240
'Suspected in a spree of
convenience store hold‐ups.'

215
00:11:02,306 --> 00:11:06,373
'She was last seen hitch‐hiking
outside of Pittsburgh.'

216
00:11:06,440 --> 00:11:09,340
Hold up now, uh, uh,
didn't we pick up girlie

217
00:11:09,406 --> 00:11:11,306
right outside Pittsburgh?

218
00:11:11,373 --> 00:11:14,340
'Witnesses describe her
as being about 5'2"'

219
00:11:14,406 --> 00:11:17,073
'with a tattoo of a penguin
on her left wrist.'

220
00:11:17,140 --> 00:11:20,273
‐ Oh? ‐ 'What the..'

221
00:11:21,706 --> 00:11:24,573
Gimme that. This
is not a penguin.

222
00:11:24,640 --> 00:11:26,873
That's a bird wearin' a tuxedo.

223
00:11:27,973 --> 00:11:30,840
We are all going to die.

224
00:11:30,906 --> 00:11:33,240
Just chill out, brave Wolverine.

225
00:11:33,306 --> 00:11:36,006
We'll pull this van over and
we'll come up with a plan.

226
00:11:39,806 --> 00:11:42,873
Look, that woman's a disgrace
to Buckeye fans everywhere.

227
00:11:42,940 --> 00:11:44,980
I say we leave her here and
get our bus to the game.

228
00:11:45,006 --> 00:11:45,940
‐ Yeah that's what I'm saying.
‐ No, no, no.

229
00:11:46,006 --> 00:11:47,373
Let us not act rationally.

230
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:50,306
Now this is obviously a
case of mistaken identity.

231
00:11:56,106 --> 00:11:58,673
Whoo! How about that.

232
00:11:58,740 --> 00:12:00,713
Most women can't drive a stick.

233
00:12:07,013 --> 00:12:08,746
Baby girl, I know why I'm here

234
00:12:08,813 --> 00:12:11,713
so stop stalling and
show me the rock!

235
00:12:13,180 --> 00:12:15,113
I bet it's as big
as that door knob.

236
00:12:16,713 --> 00:12:21,880
Mom, um, I, I didn't call you
over to announce my engagement.

237
00:12:21,946 --> 00:12:25,213
‐ Um, ladies. ‐ Oh, yes.

238
00:12:25,280 --> 00:12:30,046
Um, Dexter and I are
movin' in together.

239
00:12:39,346 --> 00:12:42,946
Congratulations. I'm
very happy for you.

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00:12:44,313 --> 00:12:46,013
Maybe you didn't hear her!

241
00:12:46,080 --> 00:12:49,380
She said that they are moving
in together in the same house

242
00:12:49,446 --> 00:12:51,146
in the same bed.

243
00:12:53,213 --> 00:12:54,780
I heard.

244
00:12:54,846 --> 00:12:58,346
And as long as she's happy,
that's all that matters.

245
00:13:04,320 --> 00:13:08,220
I was expecting fireworks
and this is what I get?

246
00:13:08,286 --> 00:13:13,720
As usual, Regine, you are
a big disappointment.

247
00:13:13,786 --> 00:13:17,353
That was the worst reaction
I could've ever expected.

248
00:13:17,420 --> 00:13:22,453
Anger I could deal with, but...
being polite?

249
00:13:22,520 --> 00:13:25,220
Wishing me well. Not
raining on my parade.

250
00:13:25,286 --> 00:13:29,953
Now, that is just plain...
hateful.

251
00:13:30,020 --> 00:13:33,153
You know, your mother is...
worse than.

252
00:13:33,220 --> 00:13:36,286
Penny's mom on "Good Times."

253
00:13:36,353 --> 00:13:37,853
That's what I'm saying.

254
00:13:42,186 --> 00:13:47,453
Oh, excuse me, officer, uh, we
need to report a stolen vehicle.

255
00:13:47,520 --> 00:13:51,853
It was a highly customized
classic 1967 Volkswagen bus

256
00:13:51,920 --> 00:13:55,253
with... patches of the
original paint still on it.

257
00:13:56,520 --> 00:14:00,060
If you're talkin' about
a dig little hippie bus

258
00:14:00,126 --> 00:14:02,693
with a "Hemp for health"
bumper sticker?

259
00:14:02,760 --> 00:14:05,226
We've got it in impound.

260
00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:07,160
Unfortunately right
after we towed it here

261
00:14:07,226 --> 00:14:09,793
it burst into flames.

262
00:14:09,860 --> 00:14:11,226
There he is, officer.
That's him.

263
00:14:11,293 --> 00:14:12,813
That's the freak that
let me drive away

264
00:14:12,837 --> 00:14:15,160
in their broke down
hooty from hell.

265
00:14:15,226 --> 00:14:18,726
Girl, you got more nerve than
a pick‐pocket in church.

266
00:14:18,793 --> 00:14:21,626
You better butt
out of it, curly.

267
00:14:21,693 --> 00:14:22,960
You're a menace to society.

268
00:14:23,026 --> 00:14:25,066
If I ever get out, I'mma
come back and hunt you down

269
00:14:25,090 --> 00:14:26,760
like the dog you are.

270
00:14:26,826 --> 00:14:29,960
Did you see that
fire, that passion?

271
00:14:30,026 --> 00:14:32,660
I'll wait for you,
my lovely felon.

272
00:14:36,093 --> 00:14:39,493
Russ, have you ever thought
about going after a woman

273
00:14:39,560 --> 00:14:42,560
that you might have a
chance in hell of getting?

274
00:14:42,626 --> 00:14:45,393
Man, all I know is, there's
three minutes before kick‐off

275
00:14:45,460 --> 00:14:47,493
and we stuck out
here in the boonie.

276
00:14:47,560 --> 00:14:49,326
We've got a black
and white out back.

277
00:14:49,393 --> 00:14:52,393
You expect me to watch my cousin
lead the Buckeyes to victory

278
00:14:52,460 --> 00:14:54,160
on a black and white TV?

279
00:14:54,226 --> 00:14:57,260
Oh, relax man, it's
just a game, huh?

280
00:14:57,326 --> 00:14:59,226
A game, you say?

281
00:14:59,293 --> 00:15:01,766
No, no not where I come from.

282
00:15:01,833 --> 00:15:04,233
See? Cleveland is
a simple place.

283
00:15:04,300 --> 00:15:07,666
Blue collar town with
hard‐working people.

284
00:15:07,733 --> 00:15:12,000
See, when I was growing up,
car plants and steel mills

285
00:15:12,066 --> 00:15:13,900
were closing down
left and right.

286
00:15:13,966 --> 00:15:16,700
Jobs were hard to come by.
And hope?

287
00:15:16,766 --> 00:15:19,800
Hope was just the name
of our local librarian.

288
00:15:22,100 --> 00:15:23,900
So the only thing
that kept us alive

289
00:15:23,966 --> 00:15:25,966
was O State football on Saturday

290
00:15:26,033 --> 00:15:27,266
and the Browns on Sunday.

291
00:15:27,333 --> 00:15:29,200
Man, some of my best memories

292
00:15:29,266 --> 00:15:32,300
are with my dad down on those
frozen stadium benches.

293
00:15:32,366 --> 00:15:35,200
And then, Art Modale
cold jacked the Browns

294
00:15:35,266 --> 00:15:39,400
like an armored truck with the
keys left in the ignition.

295
00:15:39,466 --> 00:15:41,833
So now, all we got
left is O State.

296
00:15:41,900 --> 00:15:44,266
So if it's all the
same to you, officer

297
00:15:44,333 --> 00:15:47,833
I'd rather die trying to get
there than to watch my Buckeye

298
00:15:47,900 --> 00:15:50,700
on your black and or white TV.

299
00:15:52,900 --> 00:15:55,033
I meant a black and
white squad car.

300
00:15:56,933 --> 00:15:58,373
If you throw on the
lights and sirens

301
00:15:58,397 --> 00:16:00,337
I can get you there
in three hours.

302
00:16:01,406 --> 00:16:04,740
Oh. Alright, let's bounce.

303
00:16:09,173 --> 00:16:12,106
[cheering]

304
00:16:20,606 --> 00:16:22,006
Come on, man, the
game's almost over

305
00:16:22,030 --> 00:16:23,273
we've got to get to our seats.

306
00:16:23,340 --> 00:16:25,906
Oh, yo, you might want to cover
that up, man. Buckeye country.

307
00:16:25,973 --> 00:16:27,940
Oh, brother, please.
I am strong.

308
00:16:28,006 --> 00:16:30,740
I am proud. I am a Wolverine!

309
00:16:39,606 --> 00:16:41,873
Now, you're strong,
proud and naked.

310
00:16:44,740 --> 00:16:46,940
(male announcer) 'Ohio State
calls their final time‐out.'

311
00:16:46,964 --> 00:16:48,306
‐ Oh, hey! ‐ Hey.

312
00:16:48,373 --> 00:16:49,940
Look who finally showed up.

313
00:16:50,006 --> 00:16:53,173
My fast talking New York nephew.
Hey, come here, boy!

314
00:16:53,240 --> 00:16:54,473
Uncle Smoke Eye!

315
00:16:54,540 --> 00:16:55,873
I thought you were dead!

316
00:16:55,940 --> 00:16:57,673
Only reason you'd miss
a big game like this.

317
00:16:57,740 --> 00:16:59,006
I know!

318
00:16:59,073 --> 00:17:00,546
And who's your naked friend?

319
00:17:00,613 --> 00:17:03,646
Hey, hey, I'm, I'm Tripp.
Can I borrow your coat?

320
00:17:03,713 --> 00:17:05,280
Hell, no!

321
00:17:05,346 --> 00:17:06,913
Y'all settle in. We're
five points down.

322
00:17:06,980 --> 00:17:08,646
My boy is driving the
team down the field.

323
00:17:08,713 --> 00:17:10,946
Alright. Oh, excuse me, dawg.

324
00:17:11,013 --> 00:17:13,046
‐ I think you're in my seat.
‐ Uh, look, bro.

325
00:17:13,113 --> 00:17:18,313
Two hours and fifty bucks
ago, this became my seat.

326
00:17:18,380 --> 00:17:21,246
Wait are you trying to tell
me somebody sold my seat?

327
00:17:21,313 --> 00:17:24,380
Well, like I said, son, I
thought you were dead.

328
00:17:28,780 --> 00:17:31,113
(man on radio) 'Well, it
all comes down to this.'

329
00:17:31,180 --> 00:17:32,460
'Just five seconds on the clock'

330
00:17:32,513 --> 00:17:34,313
'this is the last
play of the game.'

331
00:17:34,380 --> 00:17:35,880
'Alright, Damon Howard
takes the snap'

332
00:17:35,946 --> 00:17:38,613
'fades back into the pocket
Can't find a receiver!'

333
00:17:38,680 --> 00:17:40,580
'Scrambles to the left!
Scrambles right!'

334
00:17:40,646 --> 00:17:43,880
'Fights it over, he dives in, touchdown!
Ohio State!'

335
00:17:44,746 --> 00:17:47,680
[cheering]

336
00:17:52,780 --> 00:17:56,580
Yeah, boy. I told you
it was our year.

337
00:17:56,646 --> 00:17:58,113
That's Obie right
there, see him?

338
00:17:58,180 --> 00:17:59,413
I know my man when I see him.

339
00:17:59,480 --> 00:18:00,840
That's him right there.
Look, look.

340
00:18:00,864 --> 00:18:03,453
You know what my mom is in
there doing, don't you?

341
00:18:03,520 --> 00:18:06,820
See, it's that old passive
aggressive routine of hers.

342
00:18:06,886 --> 00:18:08,820
She's just going to
stay in there until I

343
00:18:08,886 --> 00:18:10,353
until I just get worn down.

344
00:18:10,420 --> 00:18:12,853
But you know what?
Not this time.

345
00:18:12,920 --> 00:18:16,386
You know what? I, I, I'm
just going to pack my bags.

346
00:18:16,453 --> 00:18:18,820
‐ And I am going to‐‐ ‐ Move!

347
00:18:21,920 --> 00:18:24,986
Move, to the Hamptons
with my man.

348
00:18:25,053 --> 00:18:28,186
And if I never see her again,
well, smooches to her!

349
00:18:28,253 --> 00:18:30,320
Don't you talk about
your mother that way.

350
00:18:30,386 --> 00:18:32,062
‐ How you gonna smooch her?
‐ How could you say that?

351
00:18:32,086 --> 00:18:33,566
‐ It's your mother.
‐ Oh, my goodness!

352
00:18:33,620 --> 00:18:35,586
I never speak to my
mother like that.

353
00:18:35,653 --> 00:18:37,813
‐ What're you talking about?
‐ Listen here, Miss Missy.

354
00:18:37,837 --> 00:18:40,720
My mother and I have a
special relationship.

355
00:18:40,786 --> 00:18:42,953
So do Khadijah and her mom.

356
00:18:43,020 --> 00:18:45,020
Yours is a twisted one.

357
00:18:46,086 --> 00:18:48,786
Strangely, it works. Go fix it.

358
00:18:50,420 --> 00:18:54,853
Alright... I will be
the bigger person.

359
00:18:54,920 --> 00:18:56,360
But then, Khadijah,
I'm going to need

360
00:18:56,384 --> 00:18:58,820
the number to your therapist.

361
00:18:58,886 --> 00:19:01,193
Therapist? Man, you see
somebody once or twice

362
00:19:01,260 --> 00:19:03,360
and now you've got a therapist.

363
00:19:03,426 --> 00:19:05,293
‐ What's up with that? ‐ I know.

364
00:19:08,026 --> 00:19:10,660
Okay, um, here I am..

365
00:19:11,560 --> 00:19:13,093
So let me have it.

366
00:19:14,426 --> 00:19:17,593
Do you girls ever clean
out this refrigerator?

367
00:19:17,660 --> 00:19:21,093
I just found my casserole
from the Fourth of July.

368
00:19:23,160 --> 00:19:24,893
Well, I won't have
to worry about that

369
00:19:24,960 --> 00:19:29,826
when I move in with Dexter,
because he's got a live‐in maid.

370
00:19:29,893 --> 00:19:30,893
Hmm.

371
00:19:33,360 --> 00:19:36,593
That was your opening, ma.

372
00:19:36,660 --> 00:19:39,460
This is where you yell
and, and start hollering

373
00:19:39,526 --> 00:19:41,726
about how I'm such
a disappointment

374
00:19:41,793 --> 00:19:44,326
and oh, how I will
be living in sin

375
00:19:44,393 --> 00:19:46,126
and, and how will
you ever break this

376
00:19:46,193 --> 00:19:47,860
to your bowling league.

377
00:19:51,693 --> 00:19:53,526
Get mad!

378
00:19:55,760 --> 00:19:58,726
I'm not mad at you, baby girl.

379
00:19:58,793 --> 00:20:00,600
I'm hurting for you.

380
00:20:03,933 --> 00:20:06,400
Look, now, I didn't
just meet you, Regina.

381
00:20:06,466 --> 00:20:08,400
I've known you all your life.

382
00:20:09,800 --> 00:20:13,966
And I know that, moving in with
Dexter without marrying him

383
00:20:14,033 --> 00:20:15,466
is not what you want.

384
00:20:15,533 --> 00:20:19,300
Okay, alright, so..
So I do want it all.

385
00:20:19,366 --> 00:20:20,686
But what, what am
I supposed to do

386
00:20:20,710 --> 00:20:22,910
tell Dexter and risk losing him?

387
00:20:24,733 --> 00:20:26,466
Ma, he's the one.

388
00:20:28,400 --> 00:20:31,266
If that's the case,
then you should be able

389
00:20:31,333 --> 00:20:32,733
to tell him the truth.

390
00:20:32,800 --> 00:20:36,066
And if he can't hear it, well..

391
00:20:36,133 --> 00:20:38,200
Maybe he's not the one.

392
00:20:38,266 --> 00:20:41,200
[piano music]

393
00:20:54,000 --> 00:20:57,866
Baby, what, what is all
of this fabulousness?

394
00:20:59,973 --> 00:21:02,040
This is the song that
I always dreamed

395
00:21:02,106 --> 00:21:04,040
would be played at my wedding.

396
00:21:06,006 --> 00:21:08,006
I'd like you to be
there to hear it too.

397
00:21:16,606 --> 00:21:18,006
Regine..

398
00:21:21,706 --> 00:21:22,706
Will you marry me?

399
00:21:22,740 --> 00:21:23,773
[gasps]

400
00:21:29,740 --> 00:21:32,240
Are you alright?

401
00:21:32,306 --> 00:21:33,406
Yes.

402
00:21:33,473 --> 00:21:35,040
Yes? Yes?

403
00:21:35,106 --> 00:21:36,040
‐ Yes. ‐ Yes.

404
00:21:36,106 --> 00:21:37,840
Yes! Yes.

405
00:21:37,906 --> 00:21:38,906
Yes!

406
00:21:44,306 --> 00:21:45,786
‐ 'We're getting
married!' ‐ 'Uh‐huh.'

407
00:21:45,810 --> 00:21:46,810
We're getting married!

408
00:21:46,840 --> 00:21:48,806
‐ We, we.. ‐ Whoo!

409
00:21:56,473 --> 00:21:58,606
[theme music]